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/* Attraction Plot */
==Attraction Plot==
===Queue===
The queue for the Jungle Cruse takes place in the office of the fictional Jungle Navigation Co. According to a sign in the queue, the company takes guests on riverboats which depart from the Adventureland Dock to take guests to the Zambezi River, Irrawaddy River, Schweitzer Falls and the Congo River. The Adventureland Dock is itself located on the Amazon River. The company appears to be run by British colonialists.
=====Queue Radio====
While waiting in the queue, guests hear Albert AWOL "the voice of the jungle".
'''These transmissions can be heard over the speakers in the queue line.'''
"Jungle Cruise bay this is Branco Beauty. We have run aground just south of the house. All hands are fine, we will wait til the tides change. Over."
"[Laughter] This is Jack. Hey look, you know that ship Enna T? We ran into a whole pool of hippos and upset the boat. We're doing fine but those hippos got the last of the Earl Gray. [Laughter] Mrs. Habberson's gonna be disappointed."
'''Transmission from Sir Reginald, who was waiting for Jack's shipment.'''
"Hello? Colonel are you there? Hello?"
"Yes Sir Reginald."
"Good, jolly good. I'm trying to find out about that shipment. They called me from the home office, said the supplies would be delayed by a full month, due to problems with the jungle shipping company."
'''Transmission from Trader Dan, but will return to Sir Reginald afterwords.'''
[Static]
"This is Trader Dan reporting a tacky [static]. We just made it through but, but it was close. They're, they're armed with arrows, poison darts, repeat, hostile [static] are attacking. Stay clear of the river north of [static]."
'''Back to Sir Reginald.'''
"Now where was I? Oh yes, the shipment! We still require the Earl Grey tea, quinidine, mosquito netting and piano wire."
"I quite understand sir, I'll see what we can do."
"Good, jolly good, thank you Colonel, cheerio!"
"Jungle Cruise skippers this is Alligator Al. With all this rain Schweitzer falls is running at about a hundred-fifty thousand gallons per hour. Current's shifted and is real strong here, if you have to come this way lower the tag in at about eight degrees south. Otherwise you're gonna get real damp. Over."
"This is Tropical Imports to all customers. The mail packet has arrived, along with the new shipment of canned goods, linens, ship's canvas and gunpowder. Mail and special orders are ready for pickup, again this it Tropical Imports announcing that this week's shipment has arrived. Feel free to tie up at the dock. Over."
"Attention all boats on the Irawaddy near Mandalay. This is the colonial portmaster. There have been reports of some disturbances in your area, please travel with caution."
"Recovery, recovery this is Macon Maiden. Come in please."
"I hear you Jack."
"Did Joss load already?"
"Yep."
"Good... I'm heading off to the outpost, wanna join me for a game of rummy?"
"Wouldn't miss it."
"See ya there. Oh, and watch out for those crocs as you pass Trader Sams. Hear they been biting hard."
"You got it - recovery, out."
"Macon Maiden, out."
The Jungle Cruise features a live skipper and thus the script for the attraction is often unique. The below description does not give the skipper's dialogue, it instead focuses on the sights that guests see while on the attraction. For a list of jokes that the skippers on the Jungle Cruise often use see: [[List of Jungle Cruise Jokes]]
