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The Country Bear Jamboree

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/* Bear Band Serenade */
===Bear Band Serenade===
Pianjo leads directly into the Bear Band Serenade , in which features Henry introduces the 5 Bear Rugs, Henry and Gomerwho are on the center stage. The Five Bear Rugs consist of:
*Zeek- The lead singer of the bears, he is a grey bear with glasses who wears a tan top hat. He plays the banjo and dishpan.
*Zed- A brown bear with a light brown stomach. Zed wears a bandanna around his neck and miner's hat. He plays the fiddle.
*Baby Oscar- The smallest of the bears, Baby Oscar never plays an instrument nor does he speak. He is never without his teddy bear.
In the Bear Band Saranade Henry sings, Gomer plays piano, and the Five Bear Rugs play their respective instruments. When Henry introduces an individual bear, a spotlight shines down on them.
====Song Lyrics====
'''Henry:'''
Ah ha!
 
===Fractured Folk Song===
After the Bear Band Saranade, the curtain closes on the Five Bear Rugs and Gomer. Then, Wendell a golden brown bear emerges on the right-center stage. Wendell wears a blue bandanna around his neck and has a light brown hat. He is also easily recognizable because of his large overbite and buck teeth.
 
Wendell begins to pick his mandolin before telling Henry (who is not on the right-center stage) to hurry up and play, which Henry does.
 
====Song Lyrics====
 
'''Henry:''' Now here's a fractured folk song, butchered by two birds.
 
'''Wendell:''' We wrote these lousy lyrics, and we also wrote the words.
'''Henry:''' The chords are very simple. In fact, there's only three. First there's G, then C then D.And then you go on back to G.
 
'''Wendell:''' But you got to be quick!
 
'''Henry:'''' Hahaha.
 
===My Woman Ain't Pretty (But She Don't Swear None)===
 
Following the Fractured Folk Song, Henry introduces Liver Lips McGrowl who is on the far right stage. Liver Lips is a large brown bear who wears brown overalls and a red and white bandanna around his neck. He get's his name from his large lips, and plays the guitar. Liver Lips sings unaccompanied.
 
====Song Lyrics====
 
'''Liver Lips:'''
 
I got a woman, she's got me.
Whatever we do, we both agree.
She ain't pretty, but I ain't too.
The things we like are the things we do.
 
My woman ain't pretty, but she don't swear none.
She's kinda heavy, don't weigh a ton.
She's my woman, through and through.
I lover her only 'cause my heart is true.
 
===Mamma, Don't Whip Little Buford===
 
When Liver Lips is finished with his song, Wendell and Henry come back on stage to sing another song.
 
==Song Lyrics==
'''Henry and Wendell:'''
 
Mama don't whip little Buford.
Mama don't pound on his head.
Mama don't whip little Buford.
I think you should shoot him instead.
 
'''Henry:'''
 
Bang!
 
===Tears Will Be The Chaser For My Wine===
 
After Mamma, Don't Whip Little Buford Wendell once again leaves the stage. Henry then proceeds to introduce Trixie, a very large brown bear who wears a bow in her hair and a blue tutu on her waist. Trixie plays no instrument, and is holding a blue handkerchief and a glass of wine in her hands.
 
Gomer is raised back on the center stage to accompany Trixie who is located on the far right stage.
 
====Song Lyrics====
'''Trixie:'''
 
Tears will be the chaser for your wine.
After you leave this love of mine.
Bright lights and taverns,
That's where you'll spend your time,
and tears will be the chaser for your wine.
 
===Pretty Little Devilish Mary===
 
Following Trixie's song, Henry compliments her on how big her song was. Hearing that Buff, Max, and